(via uni-meow)

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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(via gaining-back-control)

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

(via gaining-back-control)

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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(via sniffing)

(via sniffing)

(via pizza)

cloudy-dreamers:

I keep up with the Kardashians better than I keep up with my own life

(via sniffing)

omgswagyolo:

when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled 

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(via sniffing)

(via uni-meow)

neatpotatoes:

teachers who complain about grading work

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(via trust)

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